[rife.s]

RIFE's = (people who) ruined it for everyone

Thought I'd share an appopriate passage from a birthday gift (the book YOU ruined it for everyone!)

No.012: George Vernon Hudson: For inventing daylight saving times.

((paraphrasing the book text))

Facts: GVH proposed daylight saving times in 1895 in New Zealand since more daylight in the summer evenings would better quality of life, which ultimately gives an extra hour in the fall, makes us reset our clocks twice a year, and statistically causes more traffic accidents in the weeks following.

The proposal/solution: Control cities daylight with large football stadium lights. Or fill up the atmosphere with smoke to eradicate the sunlight. No sunlight means less skin cancer, more time, and no more spring-fwd/fall back BS.